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trying to blow some warm wind
into the cold valley

Bodio Bodio Bodio
Ollio Ollio Ollio
Ba Doe de o Ba-doedeoh ba doe de oh
Rollio Rollio Rollio

Good Jokes . . .

It occured to me, once, watching an old comic, who has sadly passed on, how . . . agitated and possessed he seemed with issues that could never be really solved, but just be troubling and how he crafted words that actually seemed to betray a darker aspect of his personality which I really did not enjoy spending time with. Though I really thought he was 'it' when I was in my twenties. But that maybe was when he did harbor some darkness. And if I go back and watch his earlier stuff again maybe I can understand why I didn't comprehend his darkness when I was younger. I just thought he was funny. He really was, in one sense, but only if you agreed to walk down the path of his dark interpretations of other people's behaviors, and jokes that could be curses, and not ever seeming to have any kind of blessing or prediction of success, but as if all things are to be brought to ruin eventually, so, oh, well, what are we to do about it?

This guy is still very popular. And I still think highly of him. But I don't really think that he's all that funny anymore.

Work on what has been spoiled. But what about those who pretend that there isn't a problem?

Jan 25, 2018

Rollio

And a stadium sized fuel-cell bubble-house that floats off towards New Brunswick.

And a New Brunswick sized fuel-cell bubble-house that floats off towards Dracus ReHackus.

Space Ship snowman, 
beaming back from outside the known realms of space time
and sending you greetings from the future!
and gifts for everyone.

An old proverb:

 
 Don't build your house in an arroyo
 The planning board denied it
 but the geologists knew.
 They don't build in a flood plane
 so why should you?
 

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The second dream
is the lake in May
a big bay window
where does the time go?
I wish I could say
but I never really know.

It's so dumb, though
they say they love you
the storm is coming
now they say you can't stay.
Pick up the phone.
Isn't anybody home?
I'm here alone
and the car won't start.

The third dream is the one she'll tell
scented candles and a 
big bay window
where does the time go
she says she know
but she just can't say.

Pick up the phone
isn't any body home
I'm here alone.
and I'm locked out side.

The next thing I'm driving away.
I'd charged up the car and drove down the long drive way
the car slid and slided along
but I was alright
just singing this song.

It's so dumb though.
He pretends to be humble
He doesn't know what
he just won't say.
He'd pick up the phone
but he's not there alone
He's not just high, not just stoned on a bone.

If you're going up
to forgiveness farm
better not go
if you're going to carry on.
If you've got all
kinds of mean thngs to say 
don't go there
any day.

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Political and Media Inanity

Truck-u-later

in this column Truck-u-later steps in deeper . . .

People post things . . .

And it isn't in the MSM.

Trump is at Davos now which is very freaky, because I didn't know it was happening today. But, anyway, it's hours earlier there so I got to see a lot of photographs of him landing in . . . the fantasy land of the imagination. but they had six feet of snow over a period of days so I wondered if the helicopters are more of a problem, keeping the snow where it fell, and not letting it slide off the mountain in an avalanche, which are often controlled events to prevent such things from happening.

It is said that the pen is mightier than the sword. Laws are created to create surety for people, to make them be able to conduct business is a more relaxed way. Some say that the message will be . . . And they fill in what they imagine or what they heard but I don't know anything, and am unaffiliated (which makes me far more authentic, and yet a lot less effective, because teams are really really really how things are done.

And what is what is called 'nationalism'? It's saying we are part of the team of our own country. And the multinationals scoff at that as they sip their expensive drinks and stay in overpriced lodging, looking for their orders at in the backpack so obvious in why they are there. Ya, we know you are here. But I'm fictionalizing again. It's very curious, being a local, to see the ones who are not trying to blend. Blend all you want there is nothing you can do if you have a fowl attitude and mean to do harm, the sweeter you are, which is actually a little bit inauthentic, makes you seem like you are trying to curry favor. People don't like that, especially during wartime.

Is this the war that everyone pretends isn't happening? Is our Kaiju showing up to request, politely, that they all surrender to the fate of failed pilings up of too much too much, much much too much. And that hard ice hangs onto the whole world and stands above us all scoffing down on everyone and then . . . a warm wind comes blowing in and a sudden thaw and the whole thing collapses . . . but in a nice way because it's just a fable and I'm not having a dark ending for this thing. it floods the places that needed flooding and it flows around those parts that are not in need. And since it's an allegory, and not an actual avalanche, and it's money and capital, maybe the avalanche will be a year of Jubilee! It used to be a tradition that debts would be forgiven. So it wouldn't really be forgiven, persey, because it would be a 'peace dividend' of sorts, and the people who did it wouldn't be ending up with nothing, because they would be getting paid back what they put out, too. Just not in egregious multiples of the initial effort and investment. Ah, what a fairy tale that is. (if a fairy has a tail it's a tiny dragon)

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Should we be sacred of tiny dragons who pretend to great power? They wear a startling designer outfit, but the designers are putting pigs and dogs heads on people, do no one is really caring about that kind of crap anymore? Are they? When they get to that point when it's all a mock, and they are reveling in their supposed secrete ancient mysteries, that was all crap made up in the 1870's and after that, any way, by a creative group of diggers. They didn't know what any of their looted art really meant. So they probably made a lot stuff up.

Jan 25, 2018

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Dude
you wrecked my truck!
you got it stuck
on a highland sholder
perched atop a bolder
at a mountain pass
you'd stomped on the gas
and went rolling over
the mountain clover
in a mountian pass
stomping on the gas
at three AM
in the blizzarding wind
in the blizzarding wind
in the bilzzrding wind

At 3:15 the cell phone rang
it was your boss telling you you've gotta come in
the storm took down at least 33 polls, 
and that's the story, just how it goes.
You said no way I'm stuck up here
my green bean buddy is full of fear
he says I got him stuck by jamming a gear
So we can't be coming anywhere near.

Dude
you wrecked my truck!
you got it stuck!
perched atop a blouder
near the mountain clover
by the mountain pass
you'd stomped on the gass
and popped the gear
which we had to hear
the tires chirpping loud
the metal scraped the ice
and it shrieked out loud
and then you hollared thrice
"Dude, you wrecked my truck! . . . "

At 4 AM the cell phone rang again
it was the boss saying we gotta come in
how much sooner or longer will it be?
Did you get my call at quarter past three?

In twenty minutes he was calling again
You said what's his problem, he's been phoning it in.

At 3 Am
in the blizzarding wind
in the blizzarding wind
in the blizzarding wind

Remember the Sultana!

April 27, 1865

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