The Left Column
partial
lyrics
 Momma wants
  some brand shoes.
   she sent me here
  to sing you the blues.

  I know the times 
    they are tough
     but a dollar given 
  won't be that rough.

   When Momma wants
     she gets it in time.
   Your donation
     will help me get mine.

  Momma wants some 
    brand new bling:
   pendant, chain, 
  and gold diamond ring.

  Momma 
   oh momma
  Momma
    oh momma
  Momma
  Ah aha ah